Friday, November 23, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: White House Turkey

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Thanksgiving at the White House...

#5 g: ...“Indonesian” turkey has 4 legs and a collar, drumsticks for everybody!!

#4 Rodney Dill: ...gave thanks that the media had pardoned FOUR turkeys…. right before election day…. The economy, unemployment, Sandy, and Benghazi….

#3 Iowa Jim: ...will have the turkeys around the table, instead of on it.

#2 CTCompromise: ...does not include turkey on the menu, since that would amount to cannabalism for everyone invited.

And the best punchline goes to Bob in Feenicks:

Thanksgiving at the White House: Obama continued the presidential Thanksgiving tradition by giving Bo a pardon.

Congratulations Bob!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Rodney Dill:

The Secret Service's name for Obama's head bucket: Pail to the Chief.

Congratulations Rodney!


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

For Black Friday, Obama...



  2. ...signed a proclamation declaring the day to be now known as 'African-American Friday.'

  3. ...wait a minute, there is not need for a special Black Friday... with Obama in office every day is black.

  4. ...said to the economy, "Why can't you do that?"

  5. sent a tweet out to @1/32LizWarren... LOL By next year we will have ALL Red Fridays.