Monday, December 24, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Flocking Liberals

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

What do you call a group of liberals...

#10 Silrette: ...A dependence of leftists.

#9 Conservatarian: ...A trove of morons.

#8 Rodney Dill: ...A union.

#7 Scott: ...a “delusion” of liberals.

#6 FormerHostage: ...a whine of liberals.

#5 Bfpa61: ...A “Steaming Pile” of Liberals.

#4 Bunkerhillbilly: ...A retardation of Liberals.

#3 D***Cat: ...The Harvard Alumni Association.

#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...a Fluke of liberals.

And the best punchline goes to Dohtimes:

What do you call a group of liberals? A high colonic of low expectations.

Congratulations Dohtimes!

And a special mention from Mike the Canuck:

There are only three names for groups of anything.
Small Group = Squad. Ex. I took my squad of dogs out for a walk.
Medium Group = Swarm. Ex. Get out of the way of that swarm of moose.
Large Group = Rampaging Horde. Ex. I ate a rampaging horde of bacon for breakfast.
Liberals being neither man nor beast are given a different set of names for groups.
Small group of liberals is called a nuisance.
A medium sized group of liberals is called a migraine.
A large group of liberals is called a government.

I'll give you 2 points and a rampaging horde of bacon for that piece of awesome Mike.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from CTCompromise:  

John Kerry's first act as the new Secretary of State: meet with Obama for lessons on bowing and apologizing.

Congratulations CTC!


Now here's a line for you guys to agonize over:

There are no leftists at the North Pole because...


  1. ...there are no cop cars to relieve themselves on.

  2. the north pole is part of the real world

  3. There are no leftists at the North Pole because... the elves haven't been unionized yet.

  4. ...Polar bears are Republicans who hunt leftists.

  5. ...Mom & Dad's igloos don't have basements for them to live in.

  6. They burn coal and tobacco in the same building.

  7. ..they still believe in Santa, but now believe he is living at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

  8. ...they're afraid they'll drown because of global warming.

    ...Sarah Palin can see the North Pole from her house. -Especially through her rifle scope.

  9. ...because they all followed their deity to Hawaii for vacation this Christmas.

  10. ...becase Santa gives away his stuff freely without having it forcibly taken away and redistributed.

  11. ...because Santa delivers free stuff directly to the leftists.

  12. ...vegetarians and polar bears don't mix well, at least not for the leftists.

    ...of the fear of racism label for having to look down on minorities.