Nuke The Punchline : Obama Hates the Smell of the Unwashed Masses

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The REAL reason Obama stopped allowing tours of the White House...


#5 blarg: ...all the other tyrants made fun of him for allowing peasants in his home.

#4 jw: ...the tourists kept petting his lunch.

#3 K: ...people keep asking to see Bo and he’s running out of excuses.

#2 FormerHostage: ...was because it was getting harder and harder to keep Michelle from stabbing fat kids.

And the best line goes to Oppo:

The REAL reason Obama stopped allowing tours of the White House...was so that he could officially rename it “Guantanamo” and keep one campaign promise. 

Congratulations Oppo.

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:  

With the term "Climate Change" going out of style, Al Gore...is trying to raise awareness of Environmental Higgledy-Piggledy.

Congratulations Bob.

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Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

The new Pope, Francis, is planning to...