Friday, March 8, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Sic Semper Tyrannus

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The appropriate way to mark the passing of Hugo Chavez...

#5 Eric Praline: with fireworks and singing Yub Nub.

#4 Oppo: ...Leave a message on the Venezueling Wall.

#3 Rodney Dill: ...stick a fork in him.

#2 FormerHostage: ...award the Medal of Freedom to his tumor.

And the best line goes to Dohtimes:

The appropriate way to mark the passing of Hugo Chavez is to take credit for that one if you are Mitt Romney. 

Congratulations Dohtimes.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Rodney Dill:

The strangest thing during Rand Paul's filibuster...the drone hovering above his head.

Congratulations Rodney.


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

Because of the sequester, the White House...


  1. ...will indefinitely suspend all guided mule rides along the fiscal cliff.

  2. ...can no longer afford to replace the doors Joe Biden fired his shotgun through.

  3. ... will have to be pretty stealth about Obama sneaking off for his next 4 golf trips

    ... will have a new go-to for blame besides Bush

  4. has been leased to the muslim brotherhood

  5. now more of an Off-White House.

  6. ...has installed a dunk tank in the press room... it's now $50.00 for each ball/question.

  7. ...will no longer white wash the truth.

  8. Rodney, I believe you meant to say "drunk" tank.