Monday, March 11, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Obama Declared South Korea an Un Free Zone

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Kim Jong Un threatened to attack South Korea. President Obama...

#5 Rodney Dill: ...offered Kim his best dog recipes.

#4 Apostic: ...responded with oneupmanship by threatening to attack his own people.

#3 FormerHostage: ...threatened to attack South Carolina.

#2 BillyDee: ...threatened to appoint Kim Jong Un as the next US ambassador to Libya.

And the best line goes to Oppo:

Kim Jong Un threatened to attack South Korea. President Obama said “So what? In this economy, lots of people are changing Koreas!” 

Congratulations Oppo.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:

Because of the sequester, the White now more of an Off-White House.

Congratulations Bob.


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

After hearing that Karzai of Afghanistan accused the US of collaboration with the Taliban, John Kerry...


  1. ...offered Karzai a glass of Vichy water.

  2. offered to take part in the peace talks with the taliban and al quaeda

  3. raised a large pair of left over pants suit on the nearest flagpole and threatened to bring back Hillary.

  4. ...threatened to stop arming the Taliban.

  5. promptly filmed recreations of his triumphant attacks on Kabul and Kandahar.

  6. threw a handful of someone else's medals at him.

  7. ...hid all of the pictures of him partying with Mullah Omar.

    ...claimed it was impossible because that would be seared in his memory if it was true.