Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: The Walking Dead

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

If Nancy Pelosi were Speaker of the House again...

#5 D***Cat: ...she still wouldn’t know what’s in the Obamacare bill.

#4 ziptiy: ...Botox futures would skyrocket.

#3 c64wood: ...Wait, she’s still alive?

#2 Rodney Dill: ...instead of using the gavel she’ll just say, “It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.”

And my favorite punchline was from Dohtimes:

If Nancy Pelosi were Speaker of the House again there would be an job opening for season 4 of The Walking Dead, but it would no longer be strictly a documentary. 

Congratulations Dohtimes.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:  

The White House is banning the term "Tax Day" and instead...is calling it "Happy Fun Share Your Money with the Government Day"

Congratulations Bob.


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

In response to a possible North Korean missile launch Wednesday, the White House plans...


  1. for their own lunch... What? North Korea wasn't planning a lunch?

  2. Wait... I don't understand how the last four words of that straight line make any sense... :-D

  3. ...to avoid looking at Democrat voters so they won't get infatuated with the idea that we deserve getting nuked.

    ...institute universal missile background checks with a wait til Hillary is president before launching cooling off period.