Nuke the Punchline - From Now On, Only Select Facebook Terrorists

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Joe Biden Said Obama’s Learning to Speak Without a Teleprompter. How Else is Obama Attempting to Improve Himself?

#5 Drew : He’s practicing so that he can beat the teleprompter in basketball, too.

#4 FormerHostage : By replacing “Hail to the Chief” with the theme from The Jeffersons.

#3 walruskkkch : Finally understands that two wrongs don’t make a right but is still experimenting with other multiples.

#2 rodney dill : …by not yelling, “LEEEROY JENKINS!” everytime before entering the press room.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Maverick :

Joe Biden Said Obama’s Learning to Speak Without a Teleprompter. How Else is Obama Attempting to Improve Himself?
He’s become more selective when accepting friend requests from known terrorists on his Facebook account.

Cookies to Maverick!

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It's ON!

So TOMORROW is the SHOWDOWN for the Nuking Politics Straight Line Challenge between Keln and me. Be sure to go to IMAO and vote for the best list of ten lines!!!  (Which will be mine) :)
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What kind of cookies would you like Anonymiss to bake?

Anonymiss's Bacon Maple Chocolate Chip 

So can of spam asked for BACON COOKIES!!! so I made some. Bacon chocolate chip with a maple bacon glaze. Yum.  Next time I'm thinking I'll try the maple bacon glaze on a snickerdoodle. Hmmm.

Bob in Feenicks can have some too for suggesting Trollhouse Cookies for Carpenter.  Awesome idea, Bob. :)

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Here's a new line for you to try:

It was rainy and cold here so we couldn't go to my favorite parade to celebrate Memorial Day. Instead I attempted indoor s'mores. (continued below the pictures)

Apparently, the internet cannot be trusted. One minute under the broiler was a bit too long.
I could tell by the copious amounts of flames coming from the oven.

After I put out the fire and scraped off the charred part

One city cancelled their parade due to lack of veterans. What did you do to celebrate Memorial Day?