If President Obama Uses the NBA to Help Peddle Obamacare…
#5 FormerHostage:…it will pave the way for him to use the Screen Actors’ Guild to push his foreign policy.
#4 Oppo: … It’ll be as close as he ever gets to getting an MBA to support it.
#2 Dohtimes: …Jack Nicholson will have front row seats for your next delivery.
And my favorite straight line of the day was from jw:
If President Obama Uses the NBA to Help Peddle Obamacare...
he will still be 2 for 22.
he will still be 2 for 22.
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| Cookies to jw! |
Now that I'm soon to be Her Infinite Majesty Empress Kitten the First, I can make whatever kinds of cookies I want. I need to make jw his oatmeal, butterscotch chip, and pecan 1/4 cup cookies. Those are HUGE!
No"Empress Kitten's Kiss Up Cookies" awarded today, I guess. :(
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No"Empress Kitten's Kiss Up Cookies" awarded today, I guess. :(
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Today Springeraz mused about our First Lady's lack of dignified dressing in Yes Michelle, We Get The Message. I could give her a few pointers if she wants to meet me at Target... :)
You guys had some great lines today. My favorites for:
Jagger stung with, "I don't think President Obama is here tonight... But I'm sure he's listening in." The next zinger about Obama...
#3 mythilt.: ...Will be from the IRS to Mick, it's also called an 'Audit'.
#2 Harvey: .... "but seriously, folks, we should try to be more understanding with Obama, because he has a very difficult job, so I'm dedicating this next song to him..."
*launches into "Sympathy for the Devil"*
*launches into "Sympathy for the Devil"*
And my favorite line today was from Oppo::
Jagger stung with, "I don't think President Obama is here tonight... But I'm sure he's listening in." The next zinger about Obama..."(I Can't Get No) Fascist Faction"
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| Cookies to Oppo! |
Do you have a favorite kind, Oppo? :)
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Here's a new line for you to try:
Because their breath smells like a tragic and noxious mixture of weed & tofu - EWWWWW!
ReplyDelete...You can never be certain what definition of 'is' they're using.
ReplyDelete...because their rants draw flies.
ReplyDeleteIsn't calling a progressive crazy a bit like saying Irish Setter dog? I mean all Irish Setters are dogs just like all progressives are crazy. The only question is 'how crazy are they'..which sadly leads to the answer to the question, never debate with a progressive because it's impossible to tell if they are axe-crazy or just zoned-out crazy before you start.
ReplyDeleteBecause all you do is end up debating all of them.
ReplyDeleteIt's like wrestling a pig. You both roll around in mud and poop, and then realize that the pig enjoys it.
Every time you say debate they think you are talking about fishing. Besides, their spokesperson Flo always makes dating a lizard or a caveman seem like a good idea, even if you are a guy.
ReplyDeleteBecause if you thought reading someone who uses all caps is irritating, try listening to one.
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