Great Tunes: Girlfriend in a Coma

No, not the Smiths' version: the Mojo Nixon version, which makes this the only Smiths song I've ever heard with becoming nauseous.

I decided to give it my own twist, though, of course.

"President in a Coma"

President in a Coma
Can't he be serious?
President in a Coma
Must be delirious.

There are things that
History could teach him.
I would do anything,
I could to impeach him.

Do you really think
That he's so smart?
Do you really think
He's competent?
Do you really think
He's doin' good?

Not I, I, I, I, I

Nation in a coma
How'd they elect this tool?
Nation in a coma
He's such a total fool.

There are things that
History could teach us.
I really wish his laws were
Unable to reach us.

President in a coma
This stuff is serious
Nation in a coma
Think we're delirious

There he was, lyin' in a coma
I could smell the Pro-gressive aroma.
He was lyin' there like a loaf of bread
I said "Stop before this country's dead."
And he said, "Blah, blah, blah, blah."

(Rant)

Now most of y'all out there are sayin'
"Arik, you're nothin' but an insensitive idjit galoot.
Whatever patriotism you got in your body,
It's so small, you could ram it up a gnat's butt,
and it'd look like a BB in a boxcar."

Yeah, well.

Don't blame me, blame the guy who inspired this song: Barry O
Yeah, don't blame me: Blame Barry O.

You know, that moron sittin' in the White House?

Don't blame me: Blame Barry O.

He's a "Progressive."

Yeah, well I arik matthews am the Anti-Barry O
I arik matthews am the Anti-Barry O
Cause I know he ain't smart
He's just a wet fart.
And I think he's dumb,
Just a  liberal bum.

Hey, Barry O, kiss my big, hairy butt.

(End Rant)

President in a coma
He's such a weenie.
President in a coma

Now, you think, doc, this nation'll come out of it?

Slight content warning on the video: It's not gnat's BUTT he says.