Monday, July 29, 2013

Tactical Nuke: Monday, July 29, 2013

• So some lady at the Wall Street Journal is now saying that nobody is really listening to President Obama anymore.

  I think I agree with that, but I don't think anyone was listening since about a month after his first election. I mean, those who voted for him obviously weren't listening, because there is no way someone would listen to that guy and be all "hey I think this guy would be a good president". And those who didn't vote for him obviously did listen to the things he said, but really don't care to listen to him anymore since he already got voted in.

  So I think what all this means is I already knew that and I should be the one writing for the Wall Street Journal. Probably.

• Wendys now has a pretzel burger. I don't get paid to say that, just wanted to point that out. You know, if you like a fast food burger. And if you don't, you're probably some stuck up elitist America-hating hippie.

• Carry on


  1. I had one of those pretzel burgers a week or so ago. YuMMY!! The pretzel bun was a little more firm (like a soft prezel) so it was better than an average "wimpy" bun at holding all the greasy goodness. It didn't change the flavor as much as I expected, though. It has bacon and cheese and this yummy honey mustard sauce. I liked it very much and promptly ate the whole thing. Only 680 calories. Nah. I took off the onion. Probably 679 calories. :) Worth a try, gentlemen.

  2. I had one, too.

    It was awesome.

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