Friday, August 30, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Free Stuff Solves Everything

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

To Keep Overtaxed Hollywood Filmmakers from Fleeing California, Democrat Governor Jerry Brown…


#5 walruskkkch: ...promised them that if they left they would never work in this town again!

#4 Jimmy:.…promised them a 10% discount on their next picture. Vancouver, B.C. saw his 10 and raised by 10. Brown folded.

#3 jw: ...handcuffed them to the bed.

#2 c64wood: …attempted to annex the other 56 states

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Smilin' Jack:

To Keep Overtaxed Hollywood Filmmakers from Fleeing California, Democrat Governor Jerry Brown…worked out a deal with Obama to give them IRS tax-exempt status, ObamaCare exemptions, protection from NSA spying, SNAP cards, and free Obama phones.


Cookies to Smilin' Jack!

and kiss up cookies for the Kiss Up King, walruskkkch: 

To Keep Overtaxed Hollywood Filmmakers from Fleeing California, Democrat Governor Jerry Brown... is offering them all the free cookies they want.


Kiss up cookies
 to walruskkkch!
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There's a brand new Bored Fusion 11: What Do You Get? this morning! Go submit your cleverest ideas...


I also posted the winners of Bored Fusion 10 at You've Been Fused: 10. Go check it out :)
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My favorite NP punchlines:


There's a Super-Sized Strike against McDonald's. Next to be Super-Sized..

#3 Bob B. : ...fast food prices and teen unemployment.

#2 can of spam : ... orders for the automated burger-making machines that Gizmodo reported on.

My favorite line was from Rodney Dill:

There's a Super-Sized Strike against McDonald's. Next to be Super-Sized...Oppo's head after winning all these contests.

Toffee Trifle to Rodney Dill!
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Here's a new line for you to try:



Texas school district opts out of federal school lunch program as kids refuse to eat healthier. Next to opt out...

7 comments:

  1. Obama opting out of all those annoying Constitutional restrictions on presidential powers.

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  2. Obama as leader of the free world -- then Boehner woke up from his dream.

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  3. Congressional staff, they already have gotten out of Obamacare.

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  4. ...the UK from obamas Syrian fiasco

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  5. ...are children of undocumented immigrants, who (surprise, surprise!)won't eat what American kids won't eat either.

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  6. ...will be Michelle Obama's bathroom scale which is moving back to the City of Broad Shoulders for a less stressful workload.

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  7. ...Texas from Obamacare, since they want their kids to actually *BE* healthier.

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