Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - ♥ Pinkie Pie's Power ♥

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:  (If you haven't noticed yet, I really like pink :)


NASA Discovered a Tiny Pink Planet Orbiting a Distant Sun. On It, They Found…


#5 Oppo: … pink Hispanics. Very rare.

#4 Dohtimes: …Jeff Foxworthy saying “If you have six pink poodles living under your pink front porch…You might be a pink neck”.

#3 Bob in Feenicks:…sprinkles! -and they suspect there might be cake under the pink, sugary crust.

#2 Bob B.: …pods filled with developing Mary Kay agents.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from can of spam:

NASA Discovered a Tiny Pink Planet Orbiting a Distant Sun. On It, They Found… the mysterious radiation source responsible for turning supposedly grown men into “bronies”.


Cookies to can of spam!

Kiss up cookies to:


Jimmy: NASA Discovered a Tiny Pink Planet Orbiting a Distant Sun. On It, They Found…A planet of sugar and spice and everything nice – and only women dressed in pink – ruled by Miss Anony!!!


jw: NASA Discovered a Tiny Pink Planet Orbiting a Distant Sun. On It, They Found…anonymiss and unnonymiss plotting the overthrow of all that is holy. and a big plate of sugar cookies with pink icing.



 Cookies to Jimmy and jw!

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Another picture in what we decided to call the Bored Fusion series What Do You Get...(3). Go and suggest a name. It's fun. I'll announce the winner tomorrow and post a new pic :)

And when you're done, go see Wherein I Make Fun of MSNBC and get your daily laugh. :)


Cookies to arik!


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My favorite NP punchlines:



Researchers have turned carnivores into vegetarians. Next to turn...


#3 Bob in Feenicks :...bacon into tofu.

#2 Harvey:...vegetarians into carnivore food.

My favorite line was from rodney dill:

Researchers have turned carnivores into vegetarians. Next to turn...Your money into theirs.


Toffee Trifle to rodney dill!

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Here's a new line for you to try:



Detroit billboards "Your Vote is Your Voice" were displayed with the wrong election date. The next typo... 

7 comments:

  1. The suspicious omission of the first "y"

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  2. ... is: "Your Volt Is Your Severence Pay"


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  3. ... will lead to the first Republican in over 60 years being elected mayor after the "R" is misprinted as a "D".

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  4. Vote for Anthony Weiner in the upcoming NYC erection.

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  5. ...the address where you can get free Obama money.

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  6. ...will be Obama ordering the Mint to produce trillion dollar cons.

    ...will be either Jimmy or jw Bogarting my snacks by referencing a story by their favorite reporter Cookie Roberts.

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  7. ...will be crushed by the Grammar Hammer!

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