Obama's Chickens

Obama, on the hot line, tells Putin: "there will be costs" if he invades the Crimea… 

He waits patiently for Putin to quit laughing, and, striking a "Resolute" pose, foot on desk,  declares in a petulant tone, "This is like the fourth time he's done this since all that Iran business.  I'm only going to wait another 15 minutes, and then I'm hanging up.  He's in for it now" he says, practicing his best gun hand.  "If he makes me miss my tee time, he's looking at a serious Red Line here.  And somebody get these chickens out of here!"  

Meanwhile Biden mulls his chances for the DNC nomination.  "No way is Hillary going to just walk away with this.  This can't be happening.  Wait a minute!  I'll go with Kerry for veep. That's It !!  He'll do a heckuvah job.  Just a heckuvah great job.  Why didn't I think of this before?"