Friday, June 22, 2012

Nuke The Punchline: Why Did Obama Cross the Road

So Harvey over at IMAO suggested to me that I should pick the best punchlines from his "Why did Obama cross the road?" bit, and post the winners here. Sounded like a great idea to me, and so without further adieu, here are my favorite punchlines:

#5 TiminAL: Chihauhau

#4 Jimmy: Because there was a dog over there and he was hungry

#3 AlexC: To subsidize the chicken on the other side...which then declared bankruptcy

#2 Les: It's Bush asphalt


And my favorite punchline goes to 4of7:

Because the car was in the ditch and the Republicans wouldn't share their slurpies with him.

Congratulations 4of7!

Now I have one for you guys. See what you can come up with, and maybe I can convince Harvey to pick the best one over at IMAO.

What did Obama say to the dog?

Post your punchline in the comments section below. If you want credit, we need a name or nickname or something. Also remember my no-cussin' policy.

18 comments:

  1. Whoopi Goldberg!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Just as a note...if you reply anonymously and are selected, you'll be credited as "anonymous". If you don't want to bother with signing in using some kind of account, it's ok to type under your post any kind of name for yourself that you wish, and we'll use that.

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  2. Oh where, oh where has my Underdog gone, oh where, oh where can he be?

    I'm hungry.

    twitter.com/@IloiloKano

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  3. Tu quires Taco Bell?
    (Do you sense a theme here?)

    TiminAL

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  4. How about I take you to a nice Chinese place for dinner?

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  5. Hey, Michelle,.. get me a beer!

    from: BillyRayBob

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  6. There's no such thing as "Dog-lamatic Immunity"!

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  7. Boom goes the dynamite.
    Irish92

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  8. "Don't make me cross this road"!

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  9. Thankyaverymuch! I wish I had enough wit to come up with a good blog post or two, but you, IMAO, and a few others do enough excellent work, usually take the words right out of my head.

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  10. Nothing. He was taught not to talk with his mouth full.

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  11. Lemme just finish my waffles first.

    hwuu

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  12. I got High Praise! twice this week at IMAO and now I win your contest too?
    If my head gets much bigger I'll have to buy a new hat.

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    1. You could always go for the hat-trick and get something posted on here by emailing me something at nukingpolitics@gmail.com

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    2. I'll think about it.
      I did a comic strip years ago called "The Adventures of Kevin Koastie Through Time and Space". Perhaps I can adapt it to written format. It begins with the end of the world in a Nuclear holocaust, so it's got the nuking part covered...

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