Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Why didn't you make it to Obama's inauguration?
#5 AesometificAmerican: ...I had to work to help pay for it.
#4 blarg: ...you’ve seen one communnist come to power, you’ve seen them all.
#3 HokieGomer: ...Honest… I ran out of gas. I… I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough
money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old
friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an
earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO
GOD!
#2 D***Cat: ...I tried to hitchhike there but all the cars on the highway were headed for Texas.
And the best punchline goes to Bob in Feenicks:
Why didn't you make it to Obama's inauguration?...I knew I should have made that left turn at Albuquerque.
Congratulations Bob!
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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:
To celebrate MLK Day, Biden walked around all day with a white mustache telling everyone, "MLK does a body good!"
Congratulations Bob!
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Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
The most surprising thing that happened at Hillary's House and Senate hearings on Benghazi...
First question - BAM! Hillary flops out of her chair onto the floor yelling "blood clot!" while peeking through her fingers to see if anyone's buying it.
ReplyDeleteHillaryPAC held a fundraiser that charged congressmen and senators ten thousand dollars per question asked.
ReplyDeleteNot one Hillary staffer sitting behind her managed to remember his/her "Clinton 2016" campaign buttons as part of their attire.
ReplyDeleteHillary denied knowing about Benghazi, then said she hadn't seen the memo on it after she was caught in the lie.
She managed to pick the perfect outfit to hide her adam's apple.
was when she started lip-synching to a recorded track of Bill saying, "It depends on what the meaning of the words 'is' is."
ReplyDelete...she blamed the whole thing on Vince Foster and Webster Hubble.
ReplyDelete...was her superb channeling of Fire Marshal Bill throughout the grilling.
ReplyDeleteThe "hot mike" capture of Ms. Clinton whispering, "Do I look presidential?"
ReplyDelete...was when she crawled from under the table and said that she had not had sex with that woman, that naked woman under the table.
ReplyDelete...none of the Democrats paid attention to the All Democrats Must Wash The Blood Off Their Hands sign.
...is that it doesn't matter. We are all Benghazis now and she just happens to be walking by.
...was when a cigar fell out of her clothes.
ReplyDelete...was she showed up.
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